Are you Party Thru College material?

 Take this simple multiple choice quiz:

1. You need this book if you are:

(B) a parent who needs an inexpensive (but meaningful) gift for your student

(u) a grandparent who thinks your college-age grandchild is wonderful

(y) an aunt, uncle, cousin, or loved one of someone preparing for college, in college or just graduating from college

(T) a college graduate who needs something to whack themselves in the head with because they didn’t have this book when you were in school

(h) all of the above

2. You need someone to give you this book if you are:

(i) a college student

(s) a high school student considering college

(B) breathing

(o) all of the above

3. This book is a perfect gift because:

(o) it contains the secrets of the universe

(k) it’s funny

(N) people will be impressed to see it on a college student’s bookshelf or toilet commode lid

(o) it’s worth way more than it costs

(w) you’ve run out of other gift ideas

(!) all of the above with the possible exception of the first (o)

Answers: All the answers are correct.

How to score this quiz: If you bought the book, you get an A. If you didn’t buy the book, you must repeat the test until you get an A.