Introduction: Why Screw Up?

Section 1: The Screw-Up Approach

Section 2: Career Opportunities for Screw-Ups

Section 3: Getting Started

Section 4: The Basic Plan

Section 5: Dealing with Faculty

Section 6: Academia: The Classes

Section 7: Making the Grade

Section 8: Campus Life: Where to Live

Section 9: The Fraternity: The Best Place to Party

Section 10: Pick-ups and Blow-offs

Section 11: Dressing the Part: The Screw-up Wardrobe

Section 12: The Typical Screw-Up Day