From: La Salle University, Philadelphia.
Even with the second semester quickly approaching, many freshmen have yet to adjust to college life. Forget the Princeton Review, College Board or any other college preparation guide. The real knowledge of the true college experience can be found in Dennis Bruce’s insightful Party Thru College. A Penn State graduate, it is likely that Bruce knows quite a bit about the subject.
The book opens perfectly with this question: “Why screw up?” The first page adorned with pictures of O.J. Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Richard Nixon and other notable infamous characters, it is clear this hilarious book is not to be taken too seriously.
Party Thru College gives a humorous look at college party life and the “art” of screwing up. Bruce fills this guide with reasons to sleep all day, skip class and put off studying. With this book, an obviously satirical guide to studying, students will learn what not to say in class, what not to do at parties and how to deal with different stereotypes of faculty members.
Although Bruce’s advice is given jokingly, a few actually helpful hints include how to look professional for class, turn down someone at a party, screw up in philosophy class, write the perfect essay with an easy topic, and, of course, feel better about vomiting in the early hours of the morning.
Bruce goes through the trials and tribulations of the basic college partying lifestyle in stages, from picking the right school to picking the right excuses for not studying, with each scenario becoming more bizarre as the book continues. Various references to farm animals persist throughout the read, indicating a consistent lack of seriousness and overall childish humor.
Despite the title, Party Thru College is a relatively tame read, to an extent.
Yes, the main topics including drinking and sex and when Bruce touches on academics, his sarcastic comments about skipping classes and talking to teachers draw good, clean laughs.
Regardless of academic standing, Party Thru College is an entertaining venture for all college types.
Freshmen, frat boys, grad students, prospective students and everything in between will easily find the irreverent jokes and cheap laughs ultimately refreshing.
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The lights are low and the girl's shirts are even lower. The music is so loud that any lyrics are indistinguishable and the keg is almost tapped. It is only 10:00 and already the room is spinning. This is going to hurt in the morning, but a beer pong game is just starting up and that Frat boy needs to be put in his place.
Welcome to every male's, and maybe even a decent number of females, fantasy of the perfect college experience. Everyone is drunk and loud and class is an entire weekend away. A new, appropriately titled book, "Party Thru College," offers college students a guide on how to professionally "screw up" college.
The author is Dennis Bruce, a man known for being funny. Bruce was the champion of a nationwide talent search, has appeared on HBO and in many comedy clubs and contributes humor to Rave magazine. A former frat boy from Penn State, Bruce knows what it takes to party through four years.
The book reads like a Self-Help manual. The first page has a full-page photograph of Richard Nixon to introduce the chapter one, which explains to readers why to make the choice to screw up. Illustrations of Britney Spears, O.J. Simpson, and Lindsay Lohan follow on the next page. Bruce explains that anyone can study and do well in college.
Similarly, "any moron with a number two pencil" can flunk out. It takes a special individual to screw up. Screw ups need to always aim for a GPA of 2.0. Screwing up, unlike flunking, requires effort and dedication. It is not a decision to make lightly and should not be pursued without some guidance.
Throughout the rest of the book, in the same vein of the legendary Van Wilder, Bruce picks fun at every aspect of college life, from what classes to sign up for to the most common lines girls use to reject guys at parties. The cover includes four girls, in belly shirts and bikinis, raising their beer cans to the image of the ultimate "screw up." The target audience is obviously intended to be young male college students, but any student in college can appreciate the jokes.
A particularly amusing section details how to cope with grades. If a student is flunking, the book suggests turning in a research paper containing full-color photos of the professor partying with his secretary after hours. If a screw up receives an A, Bruce first warns to not panic and try to not fall into a depression. He assures that getting an A is unfortunate, but can be remedied with one of three techniques.
Overall, this is not a book someone is going to sit down and read for the intellectual aspect of it. That is not to say that there is not some layer of intelligence in it; all great humor has wisdom behind it.
— Marissa Nedved, The Bottom Line
5.0 out of 5 stars The Hidden, Hilarious Truth About Higher Learning, August 3, 2009
"From the outside looking in, the typical college campus appears to be a place of honor, distinction, and vaunted higher learning; those who have been there, though, know just what kind of "education" you're most likely to get...
"In Party Thru College: The Official Party Animal's Guide To College, author and comedian Dennis Bruce takes the reader on an hilarious journey through the true college experience. Covering everything from scheduling classes to dealing with faculty to picking schools based on their proximity to the beach, Party Thru College is more than just a mock send-up of institutions of higher learning; anyone who has ever attended a college or university (regardless of how short their academic stints) will readily embrace the truths that Bruce presents about the folkways, mores, and misplaced priorities of the typical college student.
"Expertly crafted with satirical diagrams and lush, vivid illustrations, Bruce's irreverent volume is a must-read for students, teachers - and especially parents - who want to learn more about what really goes on beyond the halls of higher learning. Complete with instructional guides on how to do everything from sleep in class to vomit correctly, Party Thru College is the perfect gift for high school graduates across the globe. An uproarious, entertaining read sure to have you laughing out loud from beginning to end."
— Heather Slocumb
Apex Reviews
"If you’ve ever been to college, you have to read this book! Author and comedian Dennis Bruce has outdone himself . This book is so much fun! You won’t be able to put it down until the last hilarious page! Highly Recommended!"
— USA Book News
