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The Best College Stress-Reliever Has Only One Pesky Side Effect...SIDE-SPLITTING LAUGHTER!!!

When the stresses of studying and coping with college life reach a boiling point, the remedy does not require a doctor’s prescription. Neither does it call for fake I.D. or cause you to wake up bleary-eyed and fuzz-brained. The best pressure release is laughter, and it comes not in a pill bottle or beer can—it comes in a book. Specifically Party Thru College, by Dennis Bruce. The only caution is that readers might end up with sore sides from incessant snickering, chuckling and guffawing.

This laugh-a-line spoof puts college into perspective and is best taken liberally at the first signs of stress.

	How to take an essay exam without having to study.
	How to write impressive term papers with little or no effort
	The easiest ways to pick up college girls or guys
	The best places to party
	The art of vomiting
	How to handle faculty
	The wide world of career opportunities available to college Screw-Ups
	How to gauge how good a time you had by the intensity with which you threw up

"Party Thru College" - The Hilarious Gift for Guys

"Party" is a Good Time Dennis Bruce's book is Parody of College Life

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No Studying Necessary!

And any moron can flunk out of college. But to remain in school for four years—or more—as a college
Screw-Up is truly an art.

Imagine this schedule for the next four years:

	Sleeping into the afternoon and blowing off your classes.
	Days of fun and leisure, nights of rock 'n' roll.
	Hitting the fraternities, sororities, the coolest college bars, and simply partying your brains out while still maintaining passing grades.

What more do you need to know? If it’s important, it’s in here.

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